Posted 9 hours ago
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS

(Source: eggito)

Posted 9 hours ago
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buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

Posted 9 hours ago

tuggywuggy:

I was searching terms on Google Trends, when I decided to check “asexual” among other tumblr popular terms. Most of the special snowflake terms (demisexual, genderfluid, etc) showed steady increases with no peaks. However, the data for “asexual” was irregular. Searches for asexual peak in the September-October and March-April time periods. I couldn’t quite figure it out. Then I remembered something else that resembled this data. The quadratic formula. More specifically, students who need the quadratic formula for their homework.

Could asexual follow the same trend? Is it students, who are seeking an identity, be following similar patterns for when they feel the need to check the asexual label? My hypothesis is yes. From my experience, couples tend to form midway through the school semester. For every couple that forms, there those who do not find a mate and have to rationalize the loneliness. So it is reasonable for me to assume that when rationalizing their failure to get a mate, they seek out an excuse for their failure. They also seek out the quadratic formula because math is hard. Or maybe the “asexual” they seek is for their biology homework

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crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

(Source: vein)

Posted 9 hours ago

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

Posted 9 hours ago

toothpast:

a-lovely-way-to-burn:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

Sing a love duet with me

can i say something crazy

I love crazy

all my life has been a series of doors in my face

and then suddenly i bump into you

But with you
I can find my own place

love is an open dooooor

until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister

image

(Source: wannabe-belle)

Posted 9 hours ago

dingdongyouarewrong:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

exactly

Posted 9 hours ago

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

(Source: dopejonker)

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adriofthedead:

ghostalebrije:

speedwag:

i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

the icecream

children in a nutshell

(Source: fuks)

Posted 9 hours ago

his last vow  //  insp. 1/2

(Source: wolfholmes)