Posted 3 weeks ago

liamdryden:

absquatulater:

Sometimes I still mentally think “OLD AS BALLS” when someone asks me how old something/someone is. 

Source

(Source: rooks)

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

Posted 3 weeks ago

kazchester:

crossroadscastiel:

I paused the episode I was watching and I was like oh he looks so pretty I’m gonna show tumblr and then I took a picture of my tv and this happened and now I’m crying

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 3 weeks ago

castiel-knight-of-hell:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

Imagine watching porn on that table.

(Source: rialxoan)

Posted 4 weeks ago

PFFT

(Source: Spotify)

Posted 4 weeks ago

fetalskeletonsinmycloset:

jazzleberry:

luigilovescake:

augustotter:

Talk Leedle To Me

(I have no regrets.)

hHELP IM FUCKIGN DYING
O H MY GOD

THIS WAS SO MUCH GREATER THAN I EXPECTED

sneakylittleleijon strong-nord-woman
I CANT BREATHE
Posted 2 months ago

thebuttblr:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

funny as fuck
Posted 2 months ago

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

leavemycamera:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

image

*distant shouting* Hey fuck that guy

Posted 2 months ago

Mother, how can you have lived on Vulcan so long, married a Vulcan, raised a son on Vulcan, without understanding what it means to be a Vulcan? …It means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life, which is logical and beneficial. We cannot disregard that philosophy merely for personal gain, no matter how important that gain might be.

make me choose meme (x): spock or bones (but kinda spones), requested by dallisons.