SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Holy shit that’s awesome.
I want to
I was searching terms on Google Trends, when I decided to check “asexual” among other tumblr popular terms. Most of the special snowflake terms (demisexual, genderfluid, etc) showed steady increases with no peaks. However, the data for “asexual” was irregular. Searches for asexual peak in the September-October and March-April time periods. I couldn’t quite figure it out. Then I remembered something else that resembled this data. The quadratic formula. More specifically, students who need the quadratic formula for their homework.
Could asexual follow the same trend? Is it students, who are seeking an identity, be following similar patterns for when they feel the need to check the asexual label? My hypothesis is yes. From my experience, couples tend to form midway through the school semester. For every couple that forms, there those who do not find a mate and have to rationalize the loneliness. So it is reasonable for me to assume that when rationalizing their failure to get a mate, they seek out an excuse for their failure. They also seek out the quadratic formula because math is hard. Or maybe the “asexual” they seek is for their biology homework
Sing a love duet with me
can i say something crazy
I love crazy
all my life has been a series of doors in my face
and then suddenly i bump into you
But with you
I can find my own place
love is an open dooooor
until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister